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Funny Things to Do

4131. Wearing a Cowboy Hat in Connecticut

Where the hell do you think you are? See also Western.

Added by a Guest on September 5, 2007| 4 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

4132. The Ass-Trumpet

Holding a megaphone up to a fart. It's a real head-turner. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2007| 7 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

4133. Booze-Rick

The shady guy in a group who can walk into a liquor store with no money, and walk out 15 seconds later with enough alcohol to sterilize Lake Michigan.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2007| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

4134. Nigel

Can be used in a variety of linguistic combinations: 'no-mate-nigel' (a geeky kid with no friends), 'nippy-nigel' (the hyper, weird boy in all of your science classes who asks for extra homework and rides a bike everywhere), 'nigel' (standalone term for any variety of geek. The rule of pop-probability states that in any given computer retail store there will be at least one manager named Nigel), 'nigelfest' (a gathering of geeks. Geekage en mass, if you will.) See also Nerds.

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Funny Things

4135. Full Body Cast

As seen in every skiing comedy ever made.

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Funny Things to Do

4136. Stealing Pies from Open Windows

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Words

4137. Meatus

A natural body opening or canal. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

4138. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

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Funny Insults

4139. Lint Licker

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Funny Phrases

4140. Lickety-Split

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