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Funny Quotes

11. Stiles: Two Joggers Found a Body in the Woods. Scott: A Dead Body? Stiles: No a Body of Water, Yes Dumbass a Dead Body.

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12. Coach: Sweetheart, Do You Want to Tell Me What Insane Asylum You Escaped From? Danny: Coach, Insane Asylum Proper Terminology Anymore. Coach: OK. Sweetheart, What Nuthouse Did You Escape From?

It`s Teen Wolf.I just thought that was so funny XD

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13. If They're Holding Me Back from Being a Psychotic Nut Job Like You, I'm Okay with That. ~Scott

Teen Wolf has good quotes,right?

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14. You Were Wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

It`s on Supernatural,pretty funny to me
Castiel:His name is Raphael.
Dean:So you were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

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15. "I Sting Like a Butterfly and Punch Like a Flea."

-Uncle Si

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16. I Don't Know 'bout This Justin the Beaver

-Miss Kay

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17. "Top 10 Dumbest Things I've Done in My Life All Involve Si in Some Way"

-Jase

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18. "Nothing Makes a Father Happier than Seeing His Daughter with a Smile on Her Face and Her Boyfriend with Fear in His Eyes."

-Willie

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Funny Nicknames

19. Shaggy Staff

The name another guy got in class for saying he was a shepard in a play but the teacher thought he meant a staff.Then another girl said his shirt was shaggy,so he became Shaggy Staff.It`s also one of the jokes I went overboard on

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20. Cannibal

Funny story of how I got this name.In class,we were talking about Thanksgiving and I didn`t know we were talking about food when I said Indians and she said you don`t eat people at Thanksgiving.

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