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Funny Questions

41. When You Choke a Smurf, What Color Does It Turn?

Hmm I wonder...
*grabs a smurf and starts choking it* OMG IT TURNED PURPLE! :D See also Cartoons.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 28, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

42. If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving is Not for You.

If you do skydive and don`t succeed,you get a lot of bruises.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 28, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

43. Bubble Butt

The name of a sea turtle in Florida.My teacher said he got his name by eating trash that gave him a bubble on his butt,causing him to lean a little.That isn`t funny,but the name is! See also Florida.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 23, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

44. Mickey Mouse

Let`s count the 10 coins! 1...2...3...(one year later) 6...7...8...9...(two years later)10! Wait,what happened to the audience? See also Cartoons.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 23, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

45. Entering Sea World with a Fishing Pole

See also Fish.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 14, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

46. Pick Up a Small Plastic Ball,throw It at Someone,and Yell Get in Your Ball You Stupid Pokemon

This is a dare.Although I don`t think they have human pokemon...for now.

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 14, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

47. Go to Walmart,pick Up a Pineapple,and Yell I Know You Are in There Spongebob!

It was on iBored and it is so funny!

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 14, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

48. When Life Gives You Lemons,squirt Juice in Your Enemy`s Face.

A quote by Happy Bunny.There are others,I like some but the others are mean

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on February 12, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

49. Fear of Elevators

It has no actual name.To be funny,imagine a person running in an elevator while everyone is calm screaming WE`RE ALL GONNA DIE! I have this though,don`t make fun of me for it

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on December 21, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

50. The Hobbit

A movie with a guy named Bilbo that needs serious shaving.Good movie,but why are hobbits so hairy?!?!?!

Added by HeartsBeauty335 on December 21, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

HeartsBeauty33…

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I am not always funny.I am very shy and I play games like Roblox.I love jokes though and it is easy to make me laugh.I am in middle school right now.I love Duck Dynasty,I also mostly watch Disney Channel and I love romantic things. I`m also a pisces :3 Entries I made as guest:
Don`t touch my tomatoes
Deep fried foods
No shirt no service.No shirt free beer
Squirrel Vine
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That is all,thanks for viewing :)

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