HeartsBeauty335's Entries
Funny Phobias
51. Escalaphobia
The fear of escalators.I have this please don`t judge me or anyone else.Wouldn`t you be afraid of something that looks like it can suck you under and the steps with it? Just imagine that,and you will see what I mean.
Funny Products
52. Butt Rub
Used on pork chops.Yes it exists and what my dad said when my mom got it was he would be mad if they were giving his lady a butt rub XD
Funny Animals
53. Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
An octopus that is fake shown in forests climbing trees.Yeah,like an octopus climbs out of the ocean where it can`t breathe to climb a tree for no reason.Makes perfect sense.
Funny Foods
54. Taco Pizza
Is it a taco with pizza on it? My mom makes it,tastes great.I don`t know how to make a joke for that,do you?
Funny Nicknames
55. Banana Lollipop Gagger
A name I made up for a friend when he messed up on his name-but it made it worse.I regret the name,but it is pretty funny.I just tried showing him we all mess up.Bad example.
Funny Phobias
56. Spheksophobia
The fear of yellow jackets.I have this.But they are just bugs that only hurt if you bug them...
Funny Quotes
57. I Wanted to Make Your Favorite Treat on Your Birthday,but I Don`t Know How to Bake Beer
A card I got my dad once.Here`s your beer cake,happy birthday XD See also Birthdays.
Funny Songs
58. Hump Day Remix
A remix of the funny Hump Day advertisement.Used to get on my nerves.Hump day,woo!
Funny Toys
59. Buzzsaw
A string with a button on it.You spin it round and round,then pull tightly.Used around the time of slavery.
