Joe's Entries

Funny Words

61. Irrational

The state of having immunity to rashes. See also Health.

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Funny Animals

62. The Worm

Abilities: Converting dirt into dirt
Crawling into roads and driveways
Dying

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Funny Insults

63. Pencilneck

Term used by Drill Seargents when yelling at recruits. See also Military.

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Funny Sayings

64. Sorry, My Cocaine's Wearing Off

Used as an excuse for being clumsy. See also Drugs, Excuses.

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Funny Things

65. Bad Inherently Funny Entries

It's funny because they're TRYING to be funny!

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Funny Things to Do

66. Snipe Hunting

Yup, that's a meal that'll stick to your ribs! See also Redneck, Unnecessary.

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Funny Words

67. Fart-Sack

Another word for cot. I have actually experienced being yelled at by an angry ex-Marine who used this phrase. "Hit the Fart-Sack!" See also Military.

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Funny Foods

68. Falafel

Fried bean cake made from chickpeas and/or fava beans, served on a pita. Popular on the streets of New York City, even though no one's ever had one.

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Funny Foods

69. Rice-A-Roni

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Funny Movies

70. Honey, I Shrunk My Dick

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