Joe's Entries

Funny Songs

51. Toy Shop

"Walk into the club like what up I got a cool mom."

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Funny Things

52. Badly Translated Instructions

"This product is high glossy. Please careful of surface scratch while installation."

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Funny Foods

53. Cocoa Feast

The lesser-known, off-brand version of Cocoa Pebbles. See also Breakfast.

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Funny People

54. Troy Hurtubise

Canadian inventor credited with developing such bizarre products as: Angel Light, a gel that he claims can turn objects transparent, and the Ursus Mark VII, an exoskeleton which can reportedly withstand a grizzly bear attack (as demonstrated by himself on film). See also Canadian.

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Funny Phrases

55. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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Funny Sayings

56. "Opinions Are Like Onions. Everyone Has Them."

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Funny Things

57. The Popcorn Button

Conveniently placed on every microwave, but condemned on every bag of popcorn. Go ahead. Press it. See also Mysteries.

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Funny Things to Do

58. Spelling "Breathe" Like "Breath"

"Need to go out and breath some fresh air?"
"Nah man, just need to catch my breath." See also Grammar.

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Funny Sayings

59. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."

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Funny Things to Do

60. Adding Random Spices To Your Ramen And Pretending You're A Master Chef

"I just put green beans in my ramen. I don't even like them, but I have to please the patrons of my 5 star restaurant" #masterchefprobs

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