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Funny Phrases

11. Before Was Was Was, Was Was Is

Or: Before the past was the past, the past was the present.

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Funny Words

12. Dependapotamus

The wife of a high ranking military officer that benefits off of the benefits that their husband's service provides them. Oh, and also morbidly obese. See also Military.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

13. What Did the Ghost Say to the Dog?

Nothing. Ghosts don't exist. See also Ghosts.

Added by KILLAKING on January 29, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

14. Brazilian Wandering Spider Bite

Not actually a disease, but the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider functions very similiarly to... Viagra. Yup. It gives you a massive erection. See also Spiders.

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Funny Foods

15. Garlic

There's no excuse for you not to eat this. You know who you are, vampires!

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Funny Jobs

16. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

17. What Do You Call an Old Man That Gets Hit by a Bus?

Dead.

Added by KILLAKING on January 18, 2020| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

18. Car

When the car won't start, it makes a "bruuum brubrubrubrubrubrubrubru" noise and that's gotta be some form of modern music.

Added by KILLAKING on January 18, 2020| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

19. Cookies Are Baked but Bacon is Cooked

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Funny Animals

20. Snakes

Think about it. Long tails with a head. If you didn't know they existed, and someone showed you a drawing of them, you'd think it was a mythical animal. See also Reptiles.

Added by KILLAKING on January 6, 2020| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike