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Funny Anti-Jokes
1. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Not What You Think! (Answer)
Because it was on the other side of the road, and it needed to get to this side.
Funny Questions
2. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Not What You Think!
Write your answer in the comments and then go to my profile and search for the anti joke which has the answer.
Trust me. It is not what you are thinking of.
Funny Questions
4. Why is Volleyball Called Volleyball, Not Netball when It Has a Net and Netball Called Netball when It Does Not Have a Net? Any Explanation.
Funny Advice
5. "If Life Gives You Lemons, Don’t Make Lemonade. Instead, Trade Them for Coffee Beans. Priorities, People!"
Sometimes, caffeine solves more problems than vitamin C ever could.
Funny Jobs
6. Professional Netflix Binger
Job Description: Watch TV shows and movies all day to “ensure quality.” Must be able to detect plot holes, inconsistencies, and whether the snacks pair well with the content.
Perks: Free snacks (you bring them).
Work uniform: Pajamas.
Promotion opportunities: From binger to super Binger.
Requirement: Must possess an Olympic-level ability to press “Next Episode.”
See also Netflix.
Funny Jobs
7. Duck Herding Consultant
Job Description: Advise ducks on forming perfect V formations, navigating ponds efficiently, and quacking with confidence. Must mediate between rebellious ducks and strict pond leaders.
Perks: Fresh air and occasional bread crumbs. Opportunity to bond with nature’s sassiest creatures.
Requirement: Proficiency in “duck whispering” and a strong tolerance for wet feet.
See also Birds.
