Ryan's Entries

Funny Dances

201. The Dookie Dance

Pardon the vulgarity, but performing the dance requires imitating a person trying not to crap his pants. See also Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on August 5, 2007| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

202. The Macarena

See also 90's.

Added by Ryan on July 15, 2007| 2 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

203. Epilady Epliator Shop

Electrical device employing a coil spring to mechanically remove hair by the root. In other words, ouch. See also 80's, Hygiene.

Added by Ryan on July 14, 2007| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

204. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

205. Truth Serum

Produced in the same distillery as shrinking potions.

Added by Ryan on July 1, 2007| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

206. Funky Cold Medina

Date rape drug from an 80's hip-hop song that, by the way, now appears in commercials for Shrek the Third.

Added by Ryan on June 9, 2007| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

207. Ross and Rachel

An amusing phrase to call an annoying, on-again, off-again couple. Or an even more amusing phrase to call a perfectly lovely couple so as to annoy them. See also Fictional, Television.

Added by Ryan on June 6, 2007| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

208. Gun Moll

A lethal lady and consort of gangsters. See also 20's, 30's.

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Funny Euphemisms

209. Flippin'

A euphemism for that other f-word, e.g. "No flippin' way!"

Added by Ryan on June 3, 2007| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

210. An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove

Added by Ryan on May 31, 2007| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike