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1. A Bed is a Magical Place Where People Remember Everything They Forgot to Do.

See also Sleep.

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2. The Fridge is a Clear Example That What Matters is in the Inside

Literally dying

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3. I Have Come to the Conclusion That the Weekend is a Man

It comes too soon then you don't hear from it for a week

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4. Some People Are Just Treasures!

You may even want to bury them..

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5. I Officially Resign from Growing Up...

I will now be making decisions with the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue out.
I'll be at recess if you need me.

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6. Karma's Just Sharpening Her Nails and Finishing Her Drink. She'll be with You Shortly...

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7. True Friends Don't Get Offended when You Insult Them, They Simply Laugh and Come Back with Something Better

#meandmybestfrien

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8. The More You Weigh, the Harder You Are to Kidnap.

STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE

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9. I Want Someone to Look at Me Like I Look at That Chocolate Cake

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10. My Mom Told Me to Follow My Dreams

So I took a nap

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