TheDalekDiva's Entries
Funny Animals
1. Pekapoo
Pronounced "pikapoo". A cross between a poodle and a pekingese dog. See also Dogs.
Funny Animals
2. Drop Bears
One of Australia's most dangerous native carnivores. Also known as the killer koala. Its Latin name is Phascolarctos Carnivora. It is not a true bear, but is closely related to the koala. It lives in trees and drops down onto passing prey below, killing and eating it. To deter it, spread strong-smelling substances such as vegemite or toothpaste behind your ears. See also Animals, Koalas.
Funny Phobias
3. Hedonophobia
Fear of feeling pleasure. You probably don't have it if you're on this site.
Funny Things
4. Daleks
A race of terrifying cyborgs from the British science-fiction TV show "Doctor Who". The main character's (The Doctor) worst enemies. They kill inferior species using their whisk-like death rays, while shouting "EXTERMINATE!!!!". Surprisingly good at baking, cleaning toilets and making cups of tea.
Funny Things
6. A Snowman Eating a Slurpee
Cannibalism in the snowman world. See also Canibalism, Snow.
Funny Toys
8. Furby
A an evil, terrifying gremlin-toy. Each furby is possessed with its very own demon, tasked with taking over the souls of young children. Sometimes, when the demon is trying to enter you, the furby will writhe and make terrible, strange noises. If you spot a furby, the only way to rid the world of the terrible demon is to put it in the microwave and leave it until it explodes, expelling the demon from earth.
