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Funny Things to Do

1. Calling Your Books by the Name of Their Protagonist(s)

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Funny Euphemisms

2. "Gaycon"

A portmanteau of "Gay Bacon." Refers to the multi-colored Sour Punch Ropes. Not an insult. See also Candy.

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Funny Observations

3. A Cave is a Sideways Hole

The title of a song from West of Loathing. Still true, though...

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Funny People

4. The Guy Who Likes Music.

I quote this man way too often and in too many unrelated contexts. Also known for "You are my dad."

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Funny Phrases

5. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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Funny Places

6. The Most Exclusive Site in the World

Less a place, more a website. Take a number and wait to be loaded onto the page. You only get a minute, because everyone needs a turn, but you do get the option to leave a message for everyone else to read. See also Websites.

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Funny Quotes

7. The Androids Act of 2029 States That Androids Are Strictly Forbidden to Carry or Use Any Type of Weapon. But the Androids Act of 2030 States That "Mama Didn't Raise No B----."

From Slimecicle's 'Detroit: Become Abridged.' Another good quote from there: "You didn't like my spaghetti, Todd? Well welcome to the spaghetto, b----!"

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Funny Quotes

8. "What is up with 'Guest;' They have so many entries!"

Said to me by a friend of mine. She was serious, had the most amazed look on her face. It was at that moment that she realized her mistake, and I tell you, she looked as if that realization had just crushed all of her hopes and dreams.

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Funny Songs

9. "You Sing Along to Panic! At the Disco or You Hop out of My Car and Walk."

By Fall Out Boy.

Followed by "If You Don't Know Why This is Funny, I Don't Think I Can Explain it to You." By Panic! At the Disco.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Playing "Aeronautica"

It's just Subnautica, except you can't leave the pod, because in this instance, there is no water or land, just the open air.

Play with friends, taking turns to see how long you can last without having the ability to get any food, water, or resources!

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