Yoo-Hoo's Entries

Funny Advice

1. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

Added by Yoo-Hoo on March 8, 2020| 13 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

2. "Don't Listen To the People Who Call You Ugly, You're Beautiful."

People are calling me ugly? You nosy psychics.

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Funny People

3. That Person Who Is the Last To Clap During An Applause

My brother who claps slowly.

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Funny Insults

4. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Kisses With Their Eyes Open

Added by Yoo-Hoo on March 4, 2020| 7 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

5. "Never Trust a Person Who Drinks Blood."

Oh yeah, a vampire.

Added by Yoo-Hoo on February 29, 2020| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

6. Don't Slap Your Mother!

A book of, well, exactly what it looks like.

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Funny Conveyances

7. Eye Color Contacts

Be extra careful! It's as bad risk as having an eye color change surgery! See also Eyes.

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Funny Dances

8. The Squat

Me: "It looks as if someone thought they were sittin' on a toilet."
My friend Guesst: "Yeah. You walked into my brother in the bathroom and you saw him doing that 'dance move'." See also Bathroom, Exercise.

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Funny Drinks

9. Drooly Drink

The leftover water drooled by a person sleeping. My roommate and friend Guesst told me about it and I totally PLAGIARIZED it! 😂😂😂

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Funny Euphemisms

10. Promising

Also known as SWEARING. 😄

#Busted

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