Funny Phrases

221. Darn It, Martha!

Doesn’t matter if their name is Martha or not, just say it.

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Funny Toys

222. Speed Poo Shop

A remote control poop.

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Funny Nicknames

223. Potato Dave

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Funny Places

224. Swaglikeohio Beach

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Funny Products

225. Chicken Leashes

For taking your chicken on a walk.

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Funny Insults

226. You Look Like You Use a Semicolon

See also Punctuation.

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Funny Insults

227. Go Eat M&Ms One by One

See also Candy.

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Funny Insults

228. You Look Like the Kind of Person to Add a Decimal When Someone Asks You to Pick a Number Between 1 and 10

See also Math.

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Funny Insults

229. I Hope You Swim and Have Nothing to Wear but Skinny Jeans

See also Denim, Swimming.

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Funny Insults

230. You Seem Like the Person Who Looks Up and Down when Crossing the Street

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