Funny Phrases

251. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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Funny Instruments

252. Serpent

An instrument from the renaissance period.

“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.

(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.

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Funny Observations

253. Yogurt: It’s like swallowing a dead rat. Whole.

See also Dairy.

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Funny Books

254. The Adventures of Side Characters

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Funny Places

255. Ø, Jutland, Denmark

Its just a single letter…

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Funny Animals

256. Jackass Penguins

What did they ever do? We will never know.

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Funny Things to Do

257. Bringing Your Own Stuffed Animal to a Carnival

And carrying it around so people think you’ve won something.

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Funny Insults

258. You’re So Old You Have a Signed Version of the Bible

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Funny Observations

259. Was was was before was was is.

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Funny Insults

260. You’re the Human Embodiment of Loud Chewing

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