Funny Anti-Jokes

271. What Do a Helicopter and a Refrigerator Have in Common?

Neither of them are a banana.

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Funny Euphemisms

272. Lazy Toothbrush

Also known as a breath mint.

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Funny Animals

273. Yellow-Bellied Sap Sucker

It’s just… its name sounds like an insult. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

274. You Look Like You’d Say the Real Treasure Was the Friends You Made Along the Way

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Funny Products

275. Fish Walker

Machine that facilitates taking your fish for a walk. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

276. November is the Thursday of the Year

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Funny Insults

277. You Look Like You Mix Your M&Ms with Your Skittles

See also Candy.

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Funny Insults

278. You look like your mother is a mule, and your father… is another mule. I’m calling you a mule.

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Funny Insults

279. You Look Like You Eat Carrots as a Midnight Snack

See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

280. You’re Not the Dumbest Person on Earth, but You Better Hope They Don’t Die

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