Funny Drinks

271. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

272. Hungry Broom

Also known as a vacuum.

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Funny Animals

273. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

274. The Screaming Hairy Armadillo

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Funny Insults

275. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”

Dork.

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Funny Jobs

276. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

277. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Foods

278. Hamburgrrrrrrr

Gets angry when you try to eat it. See also Made Up, Meat.

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Funny Insults

279. You Look Like the Type of Guy Who Would Bake Bacon

See also Breakfast, Meat.

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Funny Insults

280. You Look Like the Kind Of Person Who Draws a Smiley Face on a Rock and Calls it Jeffrey

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