Funny Phrases

271. Saint-Saëns Et Cinq-cent-et-cinquante-cinq Chiens Chantent Chansons

French for “Saint-Saëns and five hundred dogs are singing songs.” See also French.

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Funny Observations

272. A Recent Study Has Found That Loss of Fertility is Heredity

If your parents did not have any children, then you would would not have children either.

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Funny Insults

273. You Look Like an Unwanted Member of Depeche Mode

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Funny Words

274. Garnish

Sounds weird, but also fancy.

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Funny Insults

275. You Look Like You Pay to Remove Ads from a Game

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Funny Insults

276. You’d Look Normal in the Reflection of a Spoon

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Funny Names

277. Mr. Whopper van Big Mac

My future son’s name.

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Funny Things to Do

278. Speak in Ye Olden English

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Funny Insults

279. You Look Like Mosquitos Bite You

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Funny Phrases

280. Un Vert Ver Va Vers un Verre Vert

French for “A green worm goes to a green glass.” See also French.

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