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Funny Animals
312. Impressed Tortoise
Tortoise found in mountains of Southeast Asia. See also Turtles.
Funny Foods
313. The Imam Fainted
I’m not kidding, that’s the actual name. It’s prepared with eggplants, tomatoes, and garlic. See also Turkish.
Funny Foods
314. Clootie Dumpling
Might sound unappetizing, but it's apparently dried fruits wrapped in cloth then simmered in hot water. See also Dessert, Scottish.
Funny Quotes
316. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
Funny Quotes
317. “Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?”
―Lillian Donovan
Funny Foods
320. Boxty
Irish potato pancake made with a mixture of mashed potatoes and raw grated potatoes. See also Irish, Potatoes.