Funny Jobs

331. Senior Vice President of Snack Procurement Strategy (SVPSPS)

Oversees the highly sensitive and politically fraught operation of choosing, acquiring, and hiding the best snacks in the office. Must navigate inter-departmental tensions caused by missing granola bars and passive-aggressive notes on the fridge.

Conduct quarterly audits of the communal snack drawer (a.k.a. the Crumb Zone).

Mediate turf wars over the last bag of spicy chips.

Strategically deploy decoy healthy snacks to throw off rival snack raiders.

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Funny Jobs

332. Certified Emotion Fluffer

Responsible for keeping the emotional morale of office plants, forgotten coffee mugs, and slightly neglected coworkers at peak levels. Duties include whispering affirmations to ferns, validating staplers’ existence, and gently reminding Bob in Accounting that he is enough.
Fluent in passive-aggressive Post-it notes.

Can interpret sighs, side-eyes, and printer groans.

Excellent at pretending to cry at mediocre birthday cards. Paid in leftover birthday cake slices and cryptic compliments from upper management.

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Funny Observations

333. Australians are Just British Texans

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Funny Questions

334. Who is Jose, and Why Do Things Not Go His Way?

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Funny Euphemisms

335. Disrelished Mortal

Also known as someone you don’t like.

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Funny Things

336. Taco Tuesday, But on Wednesday

I still want my tacos. See also Tacos.

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Funny Euphemisms

337. Cup on Steroids

Also known as a mug.

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Funny Foods

338. Bobster

A regular lobster, except he was called Bob before being food. See also Seafood.

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Funny Insults

339. You Look Like You Returned a Donut Because It Had a Hole in It

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Funny Anti-Jokes

340. What Did the Alligator Drink at the Gym?

Water.

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