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Funny Observations
332. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators
Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.
Funny Phrases
333. Да не, да не да
Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.
Funny Things
334. The Horngus of a Dongfish
Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Foods
335. Pickapeppa Sauce
The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.
Funny Insults
340. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles
Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.