Funny Advice

331. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

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Funny Euphemisms

332. The Wheel Horse

Also known as a car. See also Cars, Horses.

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Funny Questions

333. If You Can Get Salmonella from Eating Raw Chicken, Will Eating Raw Salmon Give You Chickenella?

See also Chickens, Fish.

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Funny Words

334. Bumptious

Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree. See also Arrogance.

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Funny Insults

335. You Have Beforehead, Forehead and Afterhead

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Funny Insults

336. You Look Like You Buy Fiji Water

Fiji water is overpriced. See also Water.

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Funny Insults

337. You Drink Your Cereal with Water Because Your Dad Never Came Back with the Milk

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Funny Things to Do

338. Going Upside Down and Kicking the Air

What, you don’t?

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Funny Animals

339. Basking Shark

Shark with a giant void for a mouth.

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Funny Insults

340. You Look Like You Chew on Water

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