Funny Things

331. Snooze Button on a Fire Alarm

See also Dangerous, Fire.

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Funny Euphemisms

332. Impossible Box

Also known as a Rubik’s Cube. See also Puzzles.

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Funny Things to Do

333. Falling in a Muddy River, Taking Your Socks off to Dry, Getting a Splinter from Walking Barefoot, and then Having to Walk a Mile Back to Your Car in Wet Socks

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Funny Books

334. Harry Potter and the Normal Year of School

Harry needs a year without drama. See also Harry Potter, Made Up.

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Funny Insults

335. You Look Like You Steal Babies and Turn Them into Goblins at the Center of a Maze

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Funny Insults

336. You Look Like You Jump into Your Pants to Put Them on

See also Pants.

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Funny Insults

337. You Look Like You Go to Bed Without Showering After Working Out

See also Exercise, Hygiene.

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Funny Observations

338. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

339. What’s Red and Not There?

No strawberries.

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Funny Jobs

340. The Two Men Who Carry a Pane of Glass Everywhere

They are in at least one episode of every slapstick cartoon. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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