Funny Phrases

331. Un Vert Ver Va Vers un Verre Vert

French for “A green worm goes to a green glass.” See also French.

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Funny Sayings

332. If Pessimism Was an Olympic Sport, I Doubt I’d Win It

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Funny Insults

333. You Look Like Your Sport is Reading

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Funny Insults

334. You Look Like You Say CHA CHA CHA Between Every Line of the Happy Birthday Song

See also Birthdays.

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Funny Observations

335. Firetrucks Are Actually Water Trucks

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Funny Questions

336. If You Spill Liquid Soap on the Floor Does the Floor Become Cleaner or Dirtier?

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Funny Insults

337. If You’re Going to Talk out of Your Rear End, at Least Turn Around So I Can Hear You Better

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Funny Insults

338. You Seem Like the Type of Person to Ask “Did You Die?” During Someone’s Story

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Funny Insults

339. You Look Like You Put Your Lips on the Microphone During Karaoke Night

See also Karaoke.

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Funny Insults

340. You’re the Type of Person to Look in Someone Else’s Sunglasses to Pop a Pimple

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