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Funny Clothes
381. Thanos One PieceSwimsuit Shop
Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.
Funny Euphemisms
383. Being Creative with the Truth
Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.
Funny Insults
384. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye
Dad behavior.
Funny Products
385. The Baguette Pillow Shop
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.
Funny Anti-Jokes
386. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Books
387. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut
It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.
Funny Quotes
388. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
Funny Quotes
389. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.
Funny Quotes
390. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.