Funny Diseases

431. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Euphemisms

432. Being Creative with the Truth

Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.

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Funny Insults

433. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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Funny Products

434. The Baguette Pillow Shop

Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

435. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…

His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.

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Funny Books

436. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut

It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

437. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”

―G.K. Chesterton See also Bible, Religion.

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Funny Quotes

438. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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Funny Quotes

439. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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Funny Observations

440. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell

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