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451. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”

―Carl Jung See also Psychology.

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452. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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453. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

―Robert Oppenheimer

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454. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

―Napoleon Bonaparte

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Funny Words

455. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Insults

456. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

Funny Anti-Jokes

457. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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Funny Questions

458. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

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459. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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Funny Insults

460. You Look Like You Write the Letter “S” from the Bottom Up

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451. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”

452. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

453. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

454. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

455. Schnapsidee

456. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

457. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

458. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

459. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

460. You Look Like You Write the Letter “S” from the Bottom Up

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