Funny Observations

451. 100% of Divorces are Caused by Marriage

See also Marriage.

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Funny Observations

452. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

453. Eating a Burrito Sideways

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Funny Questions

454. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Euphemisms

455. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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Funny Observations

456. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

457. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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Funny Quotes

458. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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Funny Things to Do

459. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

460. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

See also Horses.

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