Funny Words

491. Erklärungsnot

A German word that translates to “explanation poverty.” For when you don’t have an explanation for something stupid you did. See also German.

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Funny Observations

492. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard

😳 See also Death, Facebook, Internet.

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Funny Observations

493. You Have 3 Minutes to Live, but it Resets Every Time You Breathe

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Funny Nicknames

494. Dusty Bun

See also Stranger Things.

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Funny Words

495. Dreikäsehoch

German word for little kid that translates to “three-cheese tall.” See also Cheese, German.

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Funny Drinks

496. Soter

A mix of soda and water. See also Made Up, Soda, Water.

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Funny Euphemisms

497. Dry Ducks

Also known as chickens. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

498. If You Have a Camera, You’ll Always be Protected from Sasquatch Attacks

Thank goodness.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

499. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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Funny Observations

500. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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