Funny Euphemisms

491. Land Carpet

Also known as grass.

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Funny Insults

492. You’re as Useless as the “ee” in “Bee”

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Funny Observations

493. The Bored Button Never Gets Pressed, Only the Device You Are Holding

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Funny Things to Do

494. If You’re Introducing Yourself and Someone Repeats Your Name to Make Sure It’s Right, Say “Sure” Instead of “Yes”

Trust me. See also Confusing.

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Funny Observations

495. A Hot dog is a Taco

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Funny Words

496. Omnishambles

Per dictionary.com, “a situation, especially in politics, in which poor judgment results in disorder or chaos with potentially disastrous consequences.” See also Politics.

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Funny Insults

497. You Look Like You Collect Leaves

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Funny Insults

498. You Look Like You Have a World Map in Your Room

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Funny Diseases

499. Child Disease

It makes you ask a lot of questions…

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Funny Diseases

500. Lack Toes in Toddler Ants

See also Dairy.

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