Funny Quotes

521. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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522. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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523. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”

―Carl Jung See also Psychology.

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524. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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525. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

―Robert Oppenheimer

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526. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

―Napoleon Bonaparte

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Funny Words

527. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Insults

528. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

See also Donuts.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

529. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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Funny Questions

530. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

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