Funny Words

561. Sklonklish

Made-up slang from the 40s movie The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

562. Snapping a Kit Kat Horizontally Rather Than Vertically

See also Candy, Chocolate.

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Funny Insults

563. Wisdom Has Always Been Chasing You, but You Have Always Been Faster

See also Wisdom.

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Funny Things to Do

564. Brushing You Teeth in the Shower

It should be illegal. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Teeth.

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Funny Euphemisms

565. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

566. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

567. When Shaking Hands, Confuse the Other Person by Shaking Side to Side

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Funny Diseases

568. Lactoes Intolerance

The lack of toes gets us all. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

569. Studying is Just Cheating in Advance

See also Schools.

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Funny Sayings

570. The World Would be a Better Place Without Me, Which is Why I Must Keep Living

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