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Funny Observations
592. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”
And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.
Funny Observations
593. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Words
594. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious
Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.
Funny Questions
595. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.
Funny Questions
596. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.
Funny Insults
597. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There
See also Monsters.
Funny Things to Do
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