Funny Euphemisms

591. Head Shoe

Also known as a hat. See also Hats.

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Funny Words

592. Späckhuggare

The Swedish word for killer whale or orca, it translates to “blubber stabber.” See also Swedish.

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Funny Words

593. Sklonklish

Made-up slang from the 40s movie The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

594. Snapping a Kit Kat Horizontally Rather Than Vertically

See also Candy, Chocolate.

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Funny Insults

595. Wisdom Has Always Been Chasing You, but You Have Always Been Faster

See also Wisdom.

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Funny Things to Do

596. Brushing You Teeth in the Shower

It should be illegal. See also Bathroom, Hygiene, Teeth.

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Funny Euphemisms

597. Dead Bed

Also known as a casket. See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

598. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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Funny Things to Do

599. When Shaking Hands, Confuse the Other Person by Shaking Side to Side

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Funny Diseases

600. Lactoes Intolerance

The lack of toes gets us all. See also Made Up.

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