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Funny Sayings
634. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Things to Do
637. Eating Lasagna in the Shower
It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.
Funny Advice
638. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.