Funny Observations

671. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

672. If Goldilocks Tried Three Beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear Slept Separately

Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. See also Fairytales.

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Funny Observations

673. The English Language Has Evolved to the Point Where ‘Literally’ is Used Figuratively as a Hyperbole

See also English.

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Funny Questions

674. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?

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Funny Songs

675. Iron Maiden

A song by the heavy metal band Iron Maiden on their debut album, Iron Maiden.

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Funny Euphemisms

676. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

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Funny Insults

677. I Hope You Get a 30-second, Unskippable Ad

See also Internet.

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Funny Tattoos

678. A Rainbow in Greyscale

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Funny Words

679. Yesnomaybeso

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Wait... yes!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

680. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her

See also Ghosts, Marriage.

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