Funny Animals

681. Lesser-Spotted Snurd

Rare animal found in rivers. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

682. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Euphemisms

683. Passed Away

Bro, just say someone died. See also Death.

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Funny Insults

684. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

685. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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Funny Questions

686. What Do You See When a Duck Bends Over?

Its butt quack. See also Birds.

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Funny Things to Do

687. Slappy Spachty

The game where you hit each other with a spatula.

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Funny Jobs

688. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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Funny Nicknames

689. Bruce the Goose

See also Birds.

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Funny Words

690. Worcestershire, England

Just try to pronounce it. I dare you. See also English.

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