Funny Advice

681. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework

That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Things

682. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Euphemisms

683. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

684. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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Funny Observations

685. We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.

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Funny Observations

686. There are two E’s in bee, but they’re both silent.

See also Insects.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

687. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

688. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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Funny Advice

689. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something

It that simple bro.

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Funny Euphemisms

690. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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