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Funny Advice
681. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework
That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.
Funny Things
682. Sea Cucumber
A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.
Funny Observations
684. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.
Race against the clock. See also Work.
Funny Questions
688. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?
Three. See also Birds.
Funny Advice
689. When Parents Tell You to Act Like an Adult, Be an Old Person and Hurt Yourself by Moving Something
It that simple bro.