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Funny Insults
651. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It
Funny Advice
654. When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper
Otherwise, you might walk out with one sock. See also Bathroom.
Funny Euphemisms
658. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye
Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.
Funny Jobs
659. Guardian of the King’s Anus
This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.