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Funny Insults

651. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2023| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

652. I’m Not Coming to the Party, but I Still Want to be Invited

See also Party.

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Funny Things

653. Helicopter Ejector Seats

See also Useless.

Added by lehammy on April 15, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

654. When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper

Otherwise, you might walk out with one sock. See also Bathroom.

Added by imightregretit on April 13, 2023| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

655. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

656. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

657. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2023| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

658. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

Added by booknerd on April 9, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

659. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

Added by booknerd on April 9, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

660. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on April 7, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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