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Funny Observations
701. Heat, Time, and Pressure
The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.
Funny Questions
705. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?
I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.
Funny Sayings
706. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Things to Do
709. Eating Lasagna in the Shower
It’s not illegal, they won’t stop you. See also Bathroom, Pasta.
Funny Advice
710. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.