Funny Sayings

741. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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Funny Instruments

742. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

743. “Don’t you dare” is technically “do not you dare.”

And I dare you to say it like that next time. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

744. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

745. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

746. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Questions

747. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

See also Guns.

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Funny Insults

748. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

See also Monsters.

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Funny Nicknames

749. International Bean Connoisseur

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Funny Sayings

750. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

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