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Funny Advice
771. Instead of going to Starbucks, make your own coffee, yell out your name incorrectly, and then light a 5-dollar bill on fire.
See also Coffee.
Funny Insults
776. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair
Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.
Funny Questions
777. What do you call a cave man’s fart?
A blast from the past. See also Flatulence.
Funny Names
778. Tip Tipton
Wyatt Earp's vendetta posse partner. His real name was Daniel Tipton. See also Western.
Funny Names
779. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”
What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.