Funny Euphemisms

811. The Only Mean Canadians

Also known as geese. See also Birds, Canadian.

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Funny Insults

812. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Would Eat Popcorn with a Spoon

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Funny Animals

813. Three-Footed Booby

Kinda sus if you ask me. See also Birds, Made Up.

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Funny Advice

814. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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Funny Advice

815. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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Funny Insults

816. I Hope You Eat Unsalted Chips

See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

817. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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Funny Products

818. Shrek Body Pillow

So buttfule.

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Funny Diseases

819. Covid-17

The prequel to the prequel.

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Funny Sayings

820. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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