Funny Observations

861. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

862. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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Funny Things to Do

863. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

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Funny Nicknames

864. Big-Head Ed

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Funny Things to Do

865. Doing the Salsa While Eating the Salsa

Try and make it hot.

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Funny Toys

866. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

867. Dirt Jam

Also known as mud.

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Funny Observations

868. Every Mirror is Used

Think about it.

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Funny Things to Do

869. Using You Free Time to Complain About People Having Too Much Free Time

See also Hypocritical.

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Funny Names

870. Anchovy Hopkins

I know someone who named their beta fish this. See also Celebrities.

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