Funny Anti-Jokes

861. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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Funny Euphemisms

862. Sea Criminal

Also known as a dolphin. See also Dolphins.

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Funny Quotes

863. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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Funny Animals

864. Cockchafer

A British beetle.
See also Insects, Sophomoric.

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Funny Names

865. Jonathan Q. Arbuckle

John Arbuckle’s full name. See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

866. Black Underwear and Bras are Essentially Censor Bars

See also Lingerie, Sophomoric, Underwear.

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Funny Insults

867. Thou Art No More Brain than Stone

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Funny Products

868. Healing Crystals

See also Useless.

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Funny Sayings

869. If I Had a Penny for Every time Someone Called Me Sexy, I Would be in Debt

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Funny Foods

870. Hàkarl

This Icelandic dish involves fermenting a shark corpse to detoxify it, then hanging it to dry and cutting it. It smells and tastes extremely pungent, but locals love it. See also Sharks.

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