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911. The Life Liver

Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.

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912. Most Laugh Tracks are from the 50s, Which Means You’re Hearing Dead People Laughing

913. Rootie Tootie Point and Shooty

Also known as a gun. See also Weapons.

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915. Shillelagh

An Irish, wooden, walking stick. See also Irish.

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916. Fobeea

Fear of not spelling words phonetically.

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917. Getting into a Bucket and Lifting Yourself by the Handle

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918. Inherently Funny Guest

Who knows. I could be anyone. Even you.

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A 1994 film in which a man goes back in time and enlists the help of the U.S. Continental Army during the Revolutionary War in order to take down an evil company trying to steal his time travel technology. See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Observations

920. Taxes Are Just a Yearly Subscription to the Country You Live In…

And childhood is the free trial.

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