Funny Questions

911. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

912. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Phrases

913. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Observations

914. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Observations

915. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

916. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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Funny Things to Do

917. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

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Funny Nicknames

918. Big-Head Ed

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Funny Things to Do

919. Doing the Salsa While Eating the Salsa

Try and make it hot.

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Funny Toys

920. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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