Funny Advice

891. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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Funny Books

892. Outwitting Squirrels Shop

101 cunning stratagems to reduce dramatically the egregious misappropriation of seed from your birdfeeder. Good luck—you’ll need it. See also Rodents.

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Funny Things to Do

893. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

894. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You

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Funny Names

895. Calumn & Ari

Names of twins. See also Seafood.

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Funny Observations

896. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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Funny Observations

897. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Phobias

898. Fear of Your Own Scream

Endless screaming…

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Funny Questions

899. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

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Funny Euphemisms

900. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

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