Funny Quotes

931. “No.”

―My Mum See also Parents.

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Funny Names

932. Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Phoebe’s legal name change. See also Friends, Sitcom.

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Funny Things to Do

933. Watching a Love Scene With Your Parents

We’ve all been there. See also Parents.

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Funny Sayings

934. If Your Nose Runs and Your Feet Smell, You’re Built Upside Down

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Jobs

935. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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Funny Things

936. Whammy Bar

Electric guitar part vital for shredding.

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Funny Things to Do

937. Running After a Bus and Then Continuing to Run After it Stops

See also Pranks.

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Funny Names

938. Van Doogleton Ranburger

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Funny Insults

939. That was Rude, Uncalled For, and Accurate

You’re right, and I’m mad about it.

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Funny Things to Do

940. Going to a Shoe Store and Ordering a Cheeseburger

From a Captain Underpants book. See also Pranks.

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