Funny Things to Do

941. Opening the Fridge, Closing it, and Expecting Different Food When You Open it a Second time

See also Hungry.

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Funny Euphemisms

942. Hand Sticks

Also known as fingers. See also Body.

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Funny Phobias

943. Phobeea

Fear of bees. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

944. Holy Crow!

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Funny Observations

945. Read and lead rhyme and so do read and lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme and neither do read and lead.

See also English.

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Funny Questions

946. Wood Fired Pizza?

How will pizza get a job now?

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Funny Books

947. Knitting with Dog Hair Shop

Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

948. Arm Pants

Also known as sleeves. See also Pants.

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Funny Observations

949. Ice Cubes Swim in Their Blood

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Funny Insults

950. I Hope Your Sleeve Catches on the Door Handle

Attack Damage: 100

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