Funny Sayings

991. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

See also Chickens, Profanity.

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Funny Products

992. Shrek Body Pillow

So buttfule.

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Funny Diseases

993. Covid-17

The prequel to the prequel.

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Funny Sayings

994. To Pee or Not to Pee, That is Digestion

See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Toys

995. A Can

Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

996. Wombat

It poops cubes.

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Funny Insults

997. I Hope You Have to Separate Two Very Slim Lego Pieces

See also Legos.

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Funny Nicknames

998. Steven the Heathen

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Funny Nicknames

999. Nutty McGee

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Funny Quotes

1000. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

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