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Funny Insults
992. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”
Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
993. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.
Funny Sayings
995. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…
Funny Anti-Jokes
996. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.
Funny Foods
999. Stargazy Pie
A British savory pie, made with potatoes, eggs, and oh yeah, fish heads sticking out the top. See also British.