Funny Quotes

991. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

Added by That1dumass on November 11, 2022| 5 Comments | 74 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

992. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Frank Zappa classic.

Added by That1dumass on November 11, 2022| 8 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

993. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2022| 5 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

994. Dinochelus Ausubeli

Also called the terrible claw lobster.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2022| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

995. Smuliga Tår

Swedish for “crusty toes.” See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2022| 4 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

996. Mosquitoes are That Level One Enemy That Has No Health

Dnd there’s a ton of them. See also Video Games.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2022| 4 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

997. Agent Agen’t

It’s about a secret agent who’s also an immortal baby. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2022| 5 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

998. Getting Help with the Facebook

See also Elderly, Internet.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 9, 2022| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

999. Claude

Joey’s movie name. Je m’appelle Claude. See also Friends.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2022| 3 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1000. You Dingus

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 7, 2022| 3 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike