Funny Insults

1041. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1042. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

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Funny Instruments

1043. The Pikasso Guitar

Only for really freaking good guitar enthusiasts. See also Complicated.

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Funny Words

1044. Yonks

Informal British for “a very long time.” See also British.

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Funny Euphemisms

1045. Winged Nail

Also known as honeybee. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

1046. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

1047. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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Funny Quotes

1048. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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Funny Sayings

1049. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1050. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

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