Funny Jobs

1081. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

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Funny People

1082. Bicycles Cops

“What do they do when they arrest somebody?
‘Alright, in the basket.’”
―Walter, AKA Jeff Dunham
See also Bicycles, Police.

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Funny Places

1083. Smartt, Tennessee

🤔

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Funny Places

1084. Gay Hell, Michigan

It’s complicated.

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Funny Foods

1085. Vegetarian Haggis Shop

Apparently for those who like the taste of sheep heart, liver, and lungs baked in its own stomach, but don’t like meat. See also Scottish.

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Funny Books

1086. Gadsby

Other than the introduction and a note at the end, this 50,000-word book lacks the letter “E.” Seriously.

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Funny Insults

1087. I Hope You Step in a Puddle While Wearing Socks

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Funny Nicknames

1088. Giggling Gary

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Funny Euphemisms

1089. Human Birdbath

Also known as a bathtub. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Quotes

1090. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

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