Funny Animals

1131. Armadillo Girdled Lizard

When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Books

1132. Somehow I Manage

By Michael Scott. See also The Office.

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Funny Things

1133. That Awkward Moment When You See a Teacher in Public

See also Awkward, Teachers.

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Funny Quotes

1134. “Bad Morning!”

―6-year-old me to my teacher
See also Schools, Teachers.

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Funny Advice

1135. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Foods

1136. Scotch Woodcock

Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

1137. Erasers Slowly Die Because of Your Mistakes

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Funny Toys

1138. Batman Squirt Gun

Pull a trigger extending from Batman's crotch to squirt water from his mouth.

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Funny Things to Do

1139. Watch the Radio

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Funny Advice

1140. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job

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