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Funny Euphemisms

1151. Wet Leisure Attendant

Also known as a Lifeguard. See also Jobs, Swimming.

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Funny Questions

1152. Is Fire Burning?

This is one of the most controversial questions ever, aside from “Is water wet?” (I’m expecting arguments to go on in the comments…) See also Controversial.

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Funny Insults

1153. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

Funny Animals

1154. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

1155. Miniskirts

Also known as a mother’s greatest fear. See also Fashion.

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Funny Observations

1156. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

Funny People

1157. Roberto Nevilis

The man who invented homework. See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

1158. Depressingly Sing “Happy Birthday” to Yourself in the Middle of a Food Court

Funny Insults

1159. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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Funny Phrases

1160. Pretty Fly for a WI-FI

Perfect name for the WI-FI router. See also Internet.

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