Funny Words

1151. Pillock

A foolish person.

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Funny Quotes

1152. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

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Funny Quotes

1153. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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Funny Observations

1154. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit

If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1155. And as many people have said, “Uhh, umm.”

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Funny Phobias

1156. Phoi

The fear of the first two letters of the alphabet.

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Funny Animals

1157. Urechis Unicinctus

Google it. See also Fish, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

1158. Do People Eat or Drink Soup?

No, seriously. I'm curious. See also Soup.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1159. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

See also Communism.

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Funny Insults

1160. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

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