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Funny Nicknames
1143. Nutty McGee
Funny Quotes
1144. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”
―Unknown See also Violence.
Funny Advice
1148. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40
Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.
Funny Insults
1150. I Hope You Step in Macaroni
Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.