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1141. Rosy Wolfsnail

According to Wikipedia, “this species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs.” I can only imagine watching a snail chase another snail. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Phrases

1142. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

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Funny Euphemisms

1143. Long-Sleeved Pants

Any pants below knee level. See also Pants.

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Funny Insults

1144. I Hope Your Old Neighbors Move out and the New Ones Are Really Judgey

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Funny Euphemisms

1145. The Only Mean Canadians

Also known as geese. See also Birds, Canadian.

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Funny Insults

1146. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Would Eat Popcorn with a Spoon

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Funny Animals

1147. Three-Footed Booby

Kinda sus if you ask me. See also Birds, Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1148. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

Funny Advice

1149. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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