Funny Names

1141. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”

What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

1142. Mary the Fart Fairy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Observations

1143. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie

See also Cookies.

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Funny Names

1144. Fat Lever

An actual NBA player in the 80s. See also Basketball.

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Funny Advice

1145. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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Funny Advice

1146. Tired of boiling water each evening? Heat 10 liters, and then freeze for future use.

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Funny Insults

1147. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

1148. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Things to Do

1149. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

1150. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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