Funny Insults

1141. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

1142. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Things to Do

1143. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

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Funny Euphemisms

1144. Feet Sausages

Also known as toes. See also Body, Feet.

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Funny Insults

1145. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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Funny Advice

1146. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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Funny Diseases

1147. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Euphemisms

1148. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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Funny Observations

1149. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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Funny Questions

1150. I wonder if there are any time combinations I haven't seen yet?

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