All Entries
Funny Insults
1142. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair
Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.
Funny Questions
1143. What do you call a cave man’s fart?
A blast from the past. See also Flatulence.
Funny Names
1144. Tip Tipton
Wyatt Earp's vendetta posse partner. His real name was Daniel Tipton. See also Western.
Funny Names
1145. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”
What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.
Funny Observations
1147. Each Tiny Cookie Crumb Could be Considered Its Own Cookie
See also Cookies.
Funny Advice
1149. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.
They’ll never ask to go back again.