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Funny Phrases
1143. Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.
The longest palindrome I’ve ever seen. See also Palindromes.
Funny Things to Do
1144. Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks
I’ve heard that Mr. Miyagi is still trying.
Funny Questions
1145. If no one from the future tries to stop you from doing it, how bad could it be?
Funny Diseases
1147. Toma-toes
When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.