Funny Advice

1141. When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper

Otherwise, you might walk out with one sock. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Sayings

1142. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

1143. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

1144. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

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Funny Euphemisms

1145. Screaming Hamster Back From the Dead and it Poops On Your Eye

Sorry, I meant a sixth grader playing the kantele.

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Funny Jobs

1146. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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Funny Foods

1147. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

1148. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

1149. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

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Funny Insults

1150. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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