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Funny Insults
1173. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork
It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.
Funny Sayings
1174. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.
Funny Instruments
1175. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.
Funny Observations
1177. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell
I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.