Funny Anti-Jokes

1171. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1172. I Threw a Boomerang a Few Years Ago…

Now I live in constant fear.

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Funny Words

1173. Futz

When you waste your time. I do way too much of this on this website.

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Funny Foods

1174. Stargazy Pie

A British savory pie, made with potatoes, eggs, and oh yeah, fish heads sticking out the top. See also British.

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Funny Movies

1175. Chop-Kick Panda

Not inspired by Kung-Fu Panda in any way, shape, or form.

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Funny Questions

1176. Didn’t That Used to be Something?

Didn’t it?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1177. Someone Stole My Mood Ring

And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.

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Funny Names

1178. Hutch Hutchinson

The first name is more of a nickname, but it’s still redundant. See also Redundant.

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Funny Things to Do

1179. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep

Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.

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Funny Insults

1180. Do You Think in Comic Sans?

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