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1171. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

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1172. And They Were Roommates

Oh my God, they were roommates.

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1173. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To escape the farm that has been killing his family for generations. See also Chickens, Dark.

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Funny Euphemisms

1174. Leg Elbow

Also known as a knee. See also Body.

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Funny Sayings

1175. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

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1176. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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1177. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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1178. Wet Leisure Attendant

Also known as a Lifeguard. See also Jobs, Swimming.

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Funny Questions

1179. Is Fire Burning?

This is one of the most controversial questions ever, aside from “Is water wet?” (I’m expecting arguments to go on in the comments…) See also Controversial.

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