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Funny Quotes
1201. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”
―My Writing Professor
Funny Observations
1206. Inflammable is its Own Antonym
It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.
Funny Observations
1207. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks
So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.
Funny Names
1210. Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
See also Palindromes.