Funny Sayings

1231. Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess.

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Funny Words

1232. Gasuitbarsting

A Dutch word for a “gas eruption.” See also Dutch, Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

1233. Bubble Wrap Cape

To keep you stylish and safe.

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Funny Nicknames

1234. Lauren

My name is not Lauren, but I've been told I look like one.

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Funny Names

1235. Charles Entertainment Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese’s full name.

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Funny Animals

1236. Library Chicken

Book, book, book. See also Library.

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Funny Insults

1237. Les Poils Ddu Nez

Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.

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Funny Things to Do

1238. Reviving Dinosaurs on an Island 207 Miles off the Coast of Costa Rica

Nothing bad will happen. We spared no expense. See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Questions

1239. Lasagna?

See also Pasta.

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Funny Instruments

1240. The Elephant Imitator

Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.

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