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Funny Quotes
1282. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”
―My Writing Professor
Funny Observations
1287. Inflammable is its Own Antonym
It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.
Funny Observations
1288. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks
So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.