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Funny Quotes

1271. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1272. Wet Leisure Attendant

Also known as a Lifeguard. See also Jobs, Swimming.

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Funny Questions

1273. Is Fire Burning?

This is one of the most controversial questions ever, aside from “Is water wet?” (I’m expecting arguments to go on in the comments…) See also Controversial.

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Funny Insults

1274. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

Funny Animals

1275. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

1276. Miniskirts

Also known as a mother’s greatest fear. See also Fashion.

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Funny Observations

1277. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

Funny People

1278. Roberto Nevilis

The man who invented homework. See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

1279. Depressingly Sing “Happy Birthday” to Yourself in the Middle of a Food Court

Funny Insults

1280. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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