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1251. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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1252. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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1253. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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1254. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

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1255. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 22, 2021| 7 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

1256. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1257. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1258. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1259. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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